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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 19:01

Still no good
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
What are the reasons behind China and Russia's reluctance to integrate into the global economy?
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Moons of Uranus surprise scientists in Hubble study - Phys.org
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Xbox Building A Handheld 'Makes No Sense', Says Former Blizzard Boss - Pure Xbox
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Why are white women so overly emotional?
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
One Risk Of White Wine You’ve Never Heard Of, Research Reveals - MindBodyGreen
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Bats don't get cancer, now scientists think they know the reason - Earth.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.